07-15-2007, 11:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-16-2007, 10:58 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Mimi, Tai and Matt are having a conversation.
Tai: *excited* Did you see that battle? Wargreymon was amazing!
Mimi: You were amazing Mat!
Tai: Stop ignoring me!
Matt: It wasn't me, Gabumon did his best, and thats why we won.
Mimi: Yes, but- (a sword comes out of her stomach, and she dies)
Matt: MIMI!!
Sephiroth: *points his Masamune at Matt.* Cloud. You will never get rid of the darkness in your heart.
Matt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU KILLED MIMI!!
Tai: YOU BASTARD!!
Matt: *gasps* You said the B-word!!
Tai: But- he killed Mimi!!
Matt: Yes, but that is no reason to use bad words!! *punches Tai*
Tai: UAGH!! (hits the floor)
Sephiroth: *puts two and two together* Oh my! She wasn't Aeris, was she? And you aren't Cloud! I am terribly sorry!
Tai: AGUMON!
Agumon: Agumon warp Digivolve to-
Sephiroth: *picks up a newspaper and puts on his reading glasses.*
~Many Minutes Later~
Sephiroth: *finishes the paper* Oh. The prices of hairbrushes and feather preening kits are up by 12%. Darn it. *slashes Agumon as he approached the end of his digivolution sequence*
Agumon: *reverts back to Botamon* Oof!
Sephiroth: Sorry to bother you children, I'm off. Tata~ *kicks Mimi out of his way and takes flight. But only manages to fly above them in circles because he has only one wing*
Matt and Tai: *speechless*
Botamon: Sora? Sora- what's that? What are you wearing Sor- ACK!! *deleted by a Keyblade*
Tai: AGUMOOOON!
Donald's voice in the distance: Dig you ged him Sorwa?
Sora(KH): Got it Donald!
Goofy: Gowrsh! That was one itty-bitty heartless!!
Matt: Y-you're not Sora!
Sora (female): *runs to Matt* Yes Matt?
Tai: I DON'T GET IT!!
Sora: YAHHH! HEARTLESS!! *deletes Gabumon, Biyomon and Palmon via blunt bashing of rumble rose keyblade. blood and sap splatters everywhere, especially on the digidestined.*
Sora: (covered in blood and feathers) GASP! BIYOMON!!
Matt: GABUMON!! NO!!
Tai: (Traumatized)
Sephiroth: (from above) (a little dizzy) woah- wooooah- woooah- (spots sora) So that's the keyblade. Perhaps it will change it's mind if I defeat you. That's Enough!
Donald: Sorwa!! Prwess Krriangle!!
Sora(KH): WHAT!?
Sora: Huh? me?
Soras: (as if blended through a meat grinder, their blood, guts, innards and pieces of meat splatters everywhere. mostly on Tai and Matt)
Sephiroth: (brushes meat off shoulder) It seems that only cloud can defeat me. (turns around so they can only see his back) Get Cloud.
Tai and Matt: (Traumatized)
Tai: *excited* Did you see that battle? Wargreymon was amazing!
Mimi: You were amazing Mat!
Tai: Stop ignoring me!
Matt: It wasn't me, Gabumon did his best, and thats why we won.
Mimi: Yes, but- (a sword comes out of her stomach, and she dies)
Matt: MIMI!!
Sephiroth: *points his Masamune at Matt.* Cloud. You will never get rid of the darkness in your heart.
Matt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU KILLED MIMI!!
Tai: YOU BASTARD!!
Matt: *gasps* You said the B-word!!
Tai: But- he killed Mimi!!
Matt: Yes, but that is no reason to use bad words!! *punches Tai*
Tai: UAGH!! (hits the floor)
Sephiroth: *puts two and two together* Oh my! She wasn't Aeris, was she? And you aren't Cloud! I am terribly sorry!
Tai: AGUMON!
Agumon: Agumon warp Digivolve to-
Sephiroth: *picks up a newspaper and puts on his reading glasses.*
~Many Minutes Later~
Sephiroth: *finishes the paper* Oh. The prices of hairbrushes and feather preening kits are up by 12%. Darn it. *slashes Agumon as he approached the end of his digivolution sequence*
Agumon: *reverts back to Botamon* Oof!
Sephiroth: Sorry to bother you children, I'm off. Tata~ *kicks Mimi out of his way and takes flight. But only manages to fly above them in circles because he has only one wing*
Matt and Tai: *speechless*
Botamon: Sora? Sora- what's that? What are you wearing Sor- ACK!! *deleted by a Keyblade*
Tai: AGUMOOOON!
Donald's voice in the distance: Dig you ged him Sorwa?
Sora(KH): Got it Donald!
Goofy: Gowrsh! That was one itty-bitty heartless!!
Matt: Y-you're not Sora!
Sora (female): *runs to Matt* Yes Matt?
Tai: I DON'T GET IT!!
Sora: YAHHH! HEARTLESS!! *deletes Gabumon, Biyomon and Palmon via blunt bashing of rumble rose keyblade. blood and sap splatters everywhere, especially on the digidestined.*
Sora: (covered in blood and feathers) GASP! BIYOMON!!
Matt: GABUMON!! NO!!
Tai: (Traumatized)
Sephiroth: (from above) (a little dizzy) woah- wooooah- woooah- (spots sora) So that's the keyblade. Perhaps it will change it's mind if I defeat you. That's Enough!
Donald: Sorwa!! Prwess Krriangle!!
Sora(KH): WHAT!?
Sora: Huh? me?
Soras: (as if blended through a meat grinder, their blood, guts, innards and pieces of meat splatters everywhere. mostly on Tai and Matt)
Sephiroth: (brushes meat off shoulder) It seems that only cloud can defeat me. (turns around so they can only see his back) Get Cloud.
Tai and Matt: (Traumatized)
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