Say Goodbye to Gas Guzzlers?

[Wisemon]

A German man has created a desiel fuel compatable with all desiel cars from dead cats and other rotting goods

I heard about this one. I even wrote a poem about it.


Tongue Got Your Cat

[color=black]Dr. Christian Koch of Kleinhartmannsdorf
Has invented a fuel made of cat cadavers.
One hundred and five thousand miles traveled,
With twenty cats required for each full tank of gas.

The soy-sucking activists would probably object,
But it makes me contemplate the business potential.
In theory, I could save cats from the cruelty of shelters,
And breed them for mass euthanasia in blenders,

Or invent the world