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My penis and balls are huge.
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The next guy who says black people have bigger penises gets my fist showed up their rectrum and I don't care if they're male or female. And a kick to genitals, if they're serious. I am not kidding when I say that I have too big cock. Or maybe too big isn't the right word, it's just that everyone else has too little penis and I have to suffer from the results.

Instead of whining about anything trivial and wasting people's times, I'll instead point out the disadvantages my cock gives to me. It'll be faster and less tedious to read.


1. I'm not able to wear condoms (few days ago I tried and out of the two brands, the second only went half way and the other hardly went even that) and if I am, they most likely break.

2. Almost every pussy feels sloppy to me (which is weird as logic would dictate I should feel them as tight) and yet I can tear the girl's place. Even if the said woman would have been with men before, they'll most likely get sore and even get wounds in there.


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Balls, balls, balls, balls...

3. Girls can't give me proper blowjobs, I can't ever even consider being with virgin, I've never had deepthroat, anal, and most girls refuse to ride me. Only one girl has been able to give me a titfuck and the only time I came from blowjob was when I was 16, my dick was smaller and it was my first time so it was mostly due to the excitement and such.

4. When I sometimes masturbate, the sperm hits me into my eye and it hurts like mother fucker.

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You can fit a lot of things in there. I could probably slap her uncoucius with my cock still though.

5. I don't get off almost ever, aside by masturbating. I have been able to hump a woman for over 6 hours and not come once. Shit, I should be a porn star.

6. I can't always pee propeply. I'd rather not go into too much detail but this is very embarassing to me. (I know, I know. That's shockingly surprising twist, eh?)


There's could be some more if I'd think of any but I'm too lazy and uninspired. Instead, here's something completely different.


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You know it's as they say; Love is a fist! HAR!!
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My penis and balls are huge. - by MISTER BIG T - 08-08-2006, 04:37 AM
[No subject] - by mentalguy - 08-08-2006, 04:43 AM
[No subject] - by Harie Krauzer - 08-08-2006, 06:53 AM
[No subject] - by MISTER BIG T - 08-08-2006, 07:49 AM
[No subject] - by DragonMasterX - 08-08-2006, 08:28 AM
[No subject] - by MISTER BIG T - 08-08-2006, 08:33 AM
[No subject] - by DragonMasterX - 08-08-2006, 08:38 AM
[No subject] - by Shadowknight - 08-08-2006, 08:58 AM
[No subject] - by Wisemon - 08-08-2006, 09:37 AM
[No subject] - by mentalguy - 08-08-2006, 10:52 AM
Re: My penis and balls are huge. - by senjuro - 08-08-2006, 12:29 PM
[No subject] - by Shadowknight - 08-09-2006, 08:43 AM
[No subject] - by UnknownH - 08-09-2006, 02:48 PM
[No subject] - by MISTER BIG T - 08-09-2006, 07:51 PM
[No subject] - by Shadowknight - 08-10-2006, 12:45 AM
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[No subject] - by senjuro - 08-10-2006, 10:40 AM
[No subject] - by Doctor Zephyr - 08-11-2006, 06:09 AM
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[No subject] - by UnknownH - 08-11-2006, 10:59 AM
[No subject] - by MISTER BIG T - 08-12-2006, 07:06 AM
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[No subject] - by DragonMasterX - 08-12-2006, 01:11 PM
[No subject] - by MISTER BIG T - 08-12-2006, 10:13 PM
[No subject] - by UnknownH - 08-13-2006, 03:45 AM
[No subject] - by mowgly - 08-14-2006, 12:10 PM
women nd cocks - by Guilmon nd a shotgun - 08-15-2006, 02:05 AM
Re: women nd cocks - by MISTER BIG T - 08-16-2006, 12:01 AM
[No subject] - by Doctor Zephyr - 08-16-2006, 07:41 AM
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Re: women nd cocks - by Shadowknight - 08-18-2006, 06:39 AM
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Re: women nd cocks - by Guilmon nd a shotgun - 08-18-2006, 07:52 AM
Re: women nd cocks - by UnknownH - 08-19-2006, 01:42 AM
[No subject] - by Doctor Zephyr - 08-19-2006, 07:21 AM
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[No subject] - by Guilmon nd a shotgun - 08-22-2006, 05:37 AM
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[No subject] - by UnknownH - 08-23-2006, 11:47 AM
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[No subject] - by Guilmon nd a shotgun - 08-23-2006, 08:35 PM
[No subject] - by Harie Krauzer - 08-24-2006, 06:58 AM
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[No subject] - by MISTER BIG T - 09-11-2006, 06:57 AM
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[No subject] - by mentalguy - 09-12-2006, 10:18 AM
[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 09-13-2006, 12:06 AM
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