08-02-2006, 03:29 PM
Shadow: Don't worry, I know the best way to cure this pain. *Takes out a bottle of Oxycontin*
ROG: Oh thank you so much.
Shadow: No problem, *Opens the bottle and takes two pills* Okay, now to fixing you're pain problem. RENAMON HAS A HOT ASS!!
Renamon: *Instantly materializes in front of Shadow* I WILL KILL YOU!! *Makes a hammer apear in her hands and begins swinging at Shadow*
Shadow: See, thanks to the drugs I can now move alot easier. Like drunken boxing. *Ducks behind the old man and he get smacked in the head knocking him out cold instantly* That worked. And no negative consequences URK!! *Large yellow hands wrap around his throat*
Renamon: YOU'RE DEATH WILL BE THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!
Shadow: Is this how you pickup all your dates?
Renamon: *Tightens her grib*
ROG: Oh thank you so much.
Shadow: No problem, *Opens the bottle and takes two pills* Okay, now to fixing you're pain problem. RENAMON HAS A HOT ASS!!
Renamon: *Instantly materializes in front of Shadow* I WILL KILL YOU!! *Makes a hammer apear in her hands and begins swinging at Shadow*
Shadow: See, thanks to the drugs I can now move alot easier. Like drunken boxing. *Ducks behind the old man and he get smacked in the head knocking him out cold instantly* That worked. And no negative consequences URK!! *Large yellow hands wrap around his throat*
Renamon: YOU'RE DEATH WILL BE THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!
Shadow: Is this how you pickup all your dates?
Renamon: *Tightens her grib*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
