The fetish quiz!

[Nate Hunter]

I seem to have changed. Having been 2 years, I decided to re-engage my fetish quiz muscles and see where I stand these days... so let's go again:

You prefer mostly females, but some males catch your interest.

I'm no more or less bisexual than last time. Check.

You tend to be submissive. This will impact the interpretation of your various sexual interests.

Actually, I'm more dominant these days, but still a switch, ready for being dom or sub as my partner and I see suitable.

Clothing is an important part of your sexual fantasies. Materials like latex, vinyl, and leather probably excite you a great deal.

Well, as I sort of weakly admitted before, yes, I enjoy bondage gear.

Possibly left over from your childhood experiences is your interest in spanking. You enjoy the feeling of being slapped, and the burning feeling afterwards. Spanking is not child's play to you. It holds a deep place in your fantasies.

Er... sort of... I mean, I don't mind it in a sexual way, but I don't REALLY think it's because mommy and daddy spanked me... er, weekend, puppy... but if domne right, puppy would suppose it can be fun.

You enjoy the feeling of being restrained during sex play ... being completely immobile and helpless is a turn on in a big way.

Mmmm, being helpless is fun...

You probably have quite a collection of bondage gear ready to use right now.

Still no. I don't really make enough money to waste it on such things right now.

You become aroused when you reveal information about yourself, or perform a sex act in a public or semi-public setting.

On the first, no. On the second part... well, there is always the danger of being caught...

You enjoy the feeling of being drowsy, or pretending to be asleep. The idea of being hypnotized or drugged secretly appeals to you at some level. The concept of hypnosis or drugging is a turn-on you may be ashamed to admit.

Hey! You are talking to the author of one of an MC-themed Digimon fanfic series! I am not ashamed in any way to admit to my hypnofetish! Pride for the hypnofetishists!

The fridge isn't safe when you're around. Fruits and veggies -- provided they are the proper shape and size -- are your tools of sexual fun. Big vats of liquidy food make you quite excited.

While the right sorts of fruits and veggies can be very fun to play with, liquidy foods are just yucky. I only mean that in a sexual way, not an eating way, though.

Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation.

Well... let's see... oral sex, lactation and breast-feeding, kissing, yeah, my mouth is pretty important to me. What can I say? I love my lips! And my tongue... and my teeth in a different and sort of neglectful way... but it's not abusive anymore! I love you, toothies!

You secretly have a desire to have a sexual encounter with someone you don't know, and with whom you don't consent to have sex. The concept of unwilling partners turns you on.

Hypnofetish, switch, yeah, I'd enjoy that. Rape fantasies, hypnofetish, etc. Still there, so yeah, unwilling partners, or at least PLAY unwilling, can be a turn-on.

You tend to enjoy sexual activities in groups, such as threesomes or orgies. You enjoy playing with gags. Specifically, being forced to wear one.

Mmm... threesomes and orgies... and gags. Yeah, fun stuff right there.

Some of your fantasies involve sexual acts with animals.

They are called "FURRIES". Or animaloid aliens. Or... okay, so I like furries and Digimon and Pokémon and such. But not real animals. Not in that way.

What else can be said? You enjoy getting yourself off. Don't we all?

Don't we all indeed. I've changed, but I'm still the same perv I was two years ago. Just... a bigger perv.