Cooking skills

[EpsilonZX]

Well, it would be cool if you could give her a hand some time, what with all her roaches problem and all. After all, roaches don't like clean places.

... HAHA! Roaches do not like clean places! HAHAHAHAH, oh my, you must not deal with roaches, my house is so clean you can eat out of my toilet and we still have roaches

in fact, you will see roaches in clean places more often than dirty ones, roaches will search hard for food in clean houses, but if your home is dirty, they just have to grab something and go

I for one love roaches, they are so skilled at survival, you can step on them, hit them with a hammer, burn them, freeze them, poison them, etc, and the little buggers still come back! They have two basic drives, sex and food and I commend them for that, the spitting ones are fun to poke and scare, but the best roaches are the flying wood eating ones, they are like as big as my palm, no exaggeration