06-10-2006, 10:19 PM
WARNING: The following post is to be read by those who do no mind rude jokes towards god. AKA anyone who has a sense of humor and can take a joke. These are all passes from the bible that are pretty screwed up when you think about them.
Shadow: God's always pissed. Just look at some of the bible verses,
Shadow: NEVER PRAY IN PUBLIC!! God hates that! CURSE YOU CHURCHES FOR MAKING US GO AGAINST OUR CREATORS WILL!!
Shadow: Oh yeah, I've secured my place in hell. Unless I destroy god!!
Dark-Shadow: HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT!?
Shadow: TO THE IRON STORE!!!
aguy Wrote:According to a Baptist minister I heard on t.v we are all going to die a fiery death because we allow gays in the U.S. so be prepared, because God is pissed.
Shadow: God's always pissed. Just look at some of the bible verses,
Bible thingy Wrote:when you pray, go into your room & shut the door & pray to your Father who is in secret
Shadow: NEVER PRAY IN PUBLIC!! God hates that! CURSE YOU CHURCHES FOR MAKING US GO AGAINST OUR CREATORS WILL!!
Bible thingy Wrote:everyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already comitted adultery.
Shadow: Oh yeah, I've secured my place in hell. Unless I destroy god!!
Dark-Shadow: HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT!?
Bible thingy Wrote:And the lord was with judah; and he drave out the inhabitatnts of the mountan; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariouts of iron.
Shadow: TO THE IRON STORE!!!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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