06-03-2006, 08:40 AM
Heres a joke my brother told me earlier...
A math teacher gives the class this problem:
There are three birds sitting on a fence. A kid throws a rock at the one on the left. How many birds are left?
Johnny: All 3, because the birds saw the kid throw it and they flew off.
Teacher: No, there are 2, but I like the way you think.
Johnny: Mrs, can i give you a problem to solve?
Teacher: Sure.
Johnny: There are three women sitting and eating ice cream pops. One is sucking on the ice cream, one is licking it, and one is biting it off. Which woman is married?
Teacher: *blushes* Well, i guess the one who's sucking.
Johnny: No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.
A math teacher gives the class this problem:
There are three birds sitting on a fence. A kid throws a rock at the one on the left. How many birds are left?
Johnny: All 3, because the birds saw the kid throw it and they flew off.
Teacher: No, there are 2, but I like the way you think.
Johnny: Mrs, can i give you a problem to solve?
Teacher: Sure.
Johnny: There are three women sitting and eating ice cream pops. One is sucking on the ice cream, one is licking it, and one is biting it off. Which woman is married?
Teacher: *blushes* Well, i guess the one who's sucking.
Johnny: No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.