Who wants to join The Russian Pirates

[aguy]

Hey since there is all those clubs out their I decided to start my own it is known as The Russian Pirates or TRP. We sail the open seas and have been behind almost every conspiracy most notably Roswell. I am low on recruits and the pirate war on The Nazi Pirates (them and their cool outfits makes me sick) is not going well. Join and I promise adventure. If you don't join my pirate crew at leasts join some other crew like The British Pirates last I heard they need more help against their battle with the Spanish Navy and Nazi Pirates. Oh also join and we will give you vodka.