03-17-2003, 04:48 PM
*Our heroes finally stop at a great castle.*
Sphinx: We're here!
Prince Foundling: Camelot!
Little Red Tab: Camelot!
Sacarissa: Camelot!
Euphony: Oh, well done. Just one problem: WRONG CASTLE! We're supposed to be at Repunzel's Tower, NOT Camelot!
Sphinx: Aww shit! C'mon, girls!
*About an hour later, they finally arrive at the tower. It has been remodeled, with dozens of giant streamers, twirling ballerina statues, and Japanese-style courtyards with flowers the size of umbrellas. And almost everything in sight seems to be either black, white, purple, or pink.*
Prince Foundling: If this isn't Jeannette's tower, then I will have wandered into some otherworld where everything is horribly, horribly wrong.
Little Red Tab: Umm, that HAS happened to us before...
Euphony: Come, we must warn Ruby and Jeannette!
*Euphony runs up to the tower, and then stands under a window.*
Euphony: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
*Nothing happens, because Rapunzel has long since moved out.*
Euphony: ... Rapunzel, let down your hair to me!
*Again, nothing happens.*
Euphony: *mutters* Goddammit... RAPUNZEL, GET YOUR STUPID ARSE OUT HERE NOW!
Sacarissa: Shouldn't we tell her that you can just walk through the door?
Prince Foundling: Of course not, sweetie. What would be the fun in that?
*They watch for a few more minutes, as Euphony makes several more attempts to call Rapunzel.*
Little Red Tab: All right, this is just getting boring. Let's go in.
*They walk in through the door, and Euphony finally follows them. The tower is much larger on the inside than it is on the outside, thanks to a spell from Ruby. They wander through, and finally find Jeannette and her entourage, enjoying some lesbian sex in a solar room, while Ruby sits nearby, catching up on a book.*
Jeannette: Hey, girls!
Prince Foundling: Hey, babe. Congratulations on getting married.
Euphony: Yes, but there is little time for celebration.
Ruby: Euphony, you've returned. *The two witches embrace and share a kiss.* I've been expecting you. Jeannette, my love, there is something I must tell you...
Meanwhile, back in the woods...
*Andarog and his trusty boar sit at a campfire, when suddenly, they hear sounds in the trees around them.*
Andarog: What the fuck is that...?
*Suddenly, they are surrounded by men in black armor, their waists bare to expose their hard members. From this crowd of soldiers emerges a large, naked man, very fat, and covered with black rune tatoos.*
Bob: Greetings, good sir. I am Bob, the mightiest andromancer in these parts. I have come to these woods to seek the woman who should be my wife. You will help me in this endeavor, or I shall have my men sodomize you.
Andarog: An andromancer, eh? So, you could probably control my mind pretty easily then, right?
Bob: Indeed.
Andarog: Then do it, you fat fuck.
Bob: Very well. *He moves his hand and points it, palm out, at Andarog. He concentrates very hard on the warrior for almost a minute... and nothing happens.*
Andarog: Having some troubles, sunshine?
Bob: I don't understand. How did you...?
Andarog: You're not the only andromancer in these parts, son...
*Andarog shouts out an incantation which causes the campfire to explode, killing several of the soldiers and generating enough chaos for the warrior to jump onto his boar's back and tear off at high speed.*
Andarog: Goodbye, you FAT FUCK!
*As the smoke clears, a good percentage of Bob's army lies dead.*
Bob: *Raises his fist to the air* RUBY! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!
And thus concludes another chapter in this saga.
(BTW, Jeannette, please put spaces between characters' dialogues. Having it all run together is hard to read. Oh, and what does "Dros Yvutnya" mean?)
Sphinx: We're here!
Prince Foundling: Camelot!
Little Red Tab: Camelot!
Sacarissa: Camelot!
Euphony: Oh, well done. Just one problem: WRONG CASTLE! We're supposed to be at Repunzel's Tower, NOT Camelot!
Sphinx: Aww shit! C'mon, girls!
*About an hour later, they finally arrive at the tower. It has been remodeled, with dozens of giant streamers, twirling ballerina statues, and Japanese-style courtyards with flowers the size of umbrellas. And almost everything in sight seems to be either black, white, purple, or pink.*
Prince Foundling: If this isn't Jeannette's tower, then I will have wandered into some otherworld where everything is horribly, horribly wrong.
Little Red Tab: Umm, that HAS happened to us before...
Euphony: Come, we must warn Ruby and Jeannette!
*Euphony runs up to the tower, and then stands under a window.*
Euphony: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
*Nothing happens, because Rapunzel has long since moved out.*
Euphony: ... Rapunzel, let down your hair to me!
*Again, nothing happens.*
Euphony: *mutters* Goddammit... RAPUNZEL, GET YOUR STUPID ARSE OUT HERE NOW!
Sacarissa: Shouldn't we tell her that you can just walk through the door?
Prince Foundling: Of course not, sweetie. What would be the fun in that?
*They watch for a few more minutes, as Euphony makes several more attempts to call Rapunzel.*
Little Red Tab: All right, this is just getting boring. Let's go in.
*They walk in through the door, and Euphony finally follows them. The tower is much larger on the inside than it is on the outside, thanks to a spell from Ruby. They wander through, and finally find Jeannette and her entourage, enjoying some lesbian sex in a solar room, while Ruby sits nearby, catching up on a book.*
Jeannette: Hey, girls!
Prince Foundling: Hey, babe. Congratulations on getting married.
Euphony: Yes, but there is little time for celebration.
Ruby: Euphony, you've returned. *The two witches embrace and share a kiss.* I've been expecting you. Jeannette, my love, there is something I must tell you...
Meanwhile, back in the woods...
*Andarog and his trusty boar sit at a campfire, when suddenly, they hear sounds in the trees around them.*
Andarog: What the fuck is that...?
*Suddenly, they are surrounded by men in black armor, their waists bare to expose their hard members. From this crowd of soldiers emerges a large, naked man, very fat, and covered with black rune tatoos.*
Bob: Greetings, good sir. I am Bob, the mightiest andromancer in these parts. I have come to these woods to seek the woman who should be my wife. You will help me in this endeavor, or I shall have my men sodomize you.
Andarog: An andromancer, eh? So, you could probably control my mind pretty easily then, right?
Bob: Indeed.
Andarog: Then do it, you fat fuck.
Bob: Very well. *He moves his hand and points it, palm out, at Andarog. He concentrates very hard on the warrior for almost a minute... and nothing happens.*
Andarog: Having some troubles, sunshine?
Bob: I don't understand. How did you...?
Andarog: You're not the only andromancer in these parts, son...
*Andarog shouts out an incantation which causes the campfire to explode, killing several of the soldiers and generating enough chaos for the warrior to jump onto his boar's back and tear off at high speed.*
Andarog: Goodbye, you FAT FUCK!
*As the smoke clears, a good percentage of Bob's army lies dead.*
Bob: *Raises his fist to the air* RUBY! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!
And thus concludes another chapter in this saga.
(BTW, Jeannette, please put spaces between characters' dialogues. Having it all run together is hard to read. Oh, and what does "Dros Yvutnya" mean?)