05-15-2006, 10:28 AM
Sorry, I didn't find my book, but oh well.... I'll keep remembering some :P
Here goes this one I had for some time:
A fucked up old woman in strapped and dirty clothes walks around her fucked up house one day with her fucked up cat, she lives in a deserted place and there's no civilization nearby.
That same day, she finds a lamp all covered in dust, ''Huh? Hmm... maybe if it was polished...'' she says and sets her cat on the ground so he can rest peacefully.
She grabs the lamp and then starts polishing, suddenly, the lamp shines and a genie comes out. ''Greetings, I'm here to grant you two wishes.''
''Wait, two? why not three?''
''Why not one?''
''If you don't grant me three wishes, you'll see what is horrifing.''
''Ok ok ok... wish.''
''Very well, I wish to have this fucked up house turned into a nice and huge castle only for me.''
''Granted.'' her house turned into a huge castle that looked just beautiful.
''I wish that this fucked up body changes to a beautiful and sexy one.''
''Granted.'' her body then ages back and she looks like 17, a teenager with a hot and amazingly sexy body.
''Now, I wish that my cat turns into my handsome blue prince.'' she says almost sighing in love.
''Granted.'' her cat then disappears and on the couch, a really handsome and tough guy appears.''Your wishes were granted, now I take my leave.''
''Yes! thank you!'' she cheers and almost hugs the genie, but he disappears, as well as the lamp. ''Oh well...''
Then, with her magnificient and young body, decides to satisfy her new horniness with the tough guy on the couch, so she walks to him and exposes her body.
''...'' the musclous guy doesn't say a thing as he stares on her.
''So... you are playing the hard one huh?''
''...'' he shakes his head.
''Wait... don't tell me you are gay?!''
''...'' he shakes his head again.
''Oh... then let's do something shall we?''
''...'' he shakes his head yet once more.
''Why?''
He doesn't answer and pulls down his trousers and underwear.
She jaw drops.
''If you wouldn't have castrated me...''
Here goes this one I had for some time:
A fucked up old woman in strapped and dirty clothes walks around her fucked up house one day with her fucked up cat, she lives in a deserted place and there's no civilization nearby.
That same day, she finds a lamp all covered in dust, ''Huh? Hmm... maybe if it was polished...'' she says and sets her cat on the ground so he can rest peacefully.
She grabs the lamp and then starts polishing, suddenly, the lamp shines and a genie comes out. ''Greetings, I'm here to grant you two wishes.''
''Wait, two? why not three?''
''Why not one?''
''If you don't grant me three wishes, you'll see what is horrifing.''
''Ok ok ok... wish.''
''Very well, I wish to have this fucked up house turned into a nice and huge castle only for me.''
''Granted.'' her house turned into a huge castle that looked just beautiful.
''I wish that this fucked up body changes to a beautiful and sexy one.''
''Granted.'' her body then ages back and she looks like 17, a teenager with a hot and amazingly sexy body.
''Now, I wish that my cat turns into my handsome blue prince.'' she says almost sighing in love.
''Granted.'' her cat then disappears and on the couch, a really handsome and tough guy appears.''Your wishes were granted, now I take my leave.''
''Yes! thank you!'' she cheers and almost hugs the genie, but he disappears, as well as the lamp. ''Oh well...''
Then, with her magnificient and young body, decides to satisfy her new horniness with the tough guy on the couch, so she walks to him and exposes her body.
''...'' the musclous guy doesn't say a thing as he stares on her.
''So... you are playing the hard one huh?''
''...'' he shakes his head.
''Wait... don't tell me you are gay?!''
''...'' he shakes his head again.
''Oh... then let's do something shall we?''
''...'' he shakes his head yet once more.
''Why?''
He doesn't answer and pulls down his trousers and underwear.
She jaw drops.
''If you wouldn't have castrated me...''
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