03-12-2003, 01:28 PM
A brief interlude, since I'm suffering from sex-writer's block:
*Prince Foundling and Little Red Tab leave Snow White's cottage, leaving behind a newly experienced Snow White, as well as a full septet of very disturbed dwarfs. They wander into the woods aimlessly...*
Prince Foundling: Well, that was fun, eh, Little Red?
Little Red Tab: Oh, indeed, my prince. Although, I should have been eaten by a wolf by now, and you should have found your princess. I think we've broken the storyline beyond repair.
Prince Foundling: Well, if it's broken beyond repair, then there's no point worrying over it, is there?
Little Red Tab: I suppose not. Still, I sorta wish we hadn't been so random. This story doesn't make much sense...
*They stumble upon a gynosphinx, with the head and breasts of a young female, and the body of a lion. Her human hair is short and magenta in color, and her eyes are feline and dark green. And lying at her feet is a young girl, naked, gagged, and hogtied. The girl is only a teenager, and she has lightly tanned skin and brown curly hair and eyes.*
Little Red Tab: Oh, lord... I smell another sex scene...
Sphinx: Hallo! Don't mind me. Just having some lunch...
*Tied girl looks nervously at her would-be rescuers*
Prince Foundling: Hold it, fiend!
Little Red Tab: "Fiend"?
Prince Foundling: Well, I AM supposed to be a prince, right?
Little Red Tab: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Prince Foundling: *draws sword* All right, beastie, the ruse is up. Hand over the girl and no one gets hurt.
Sphinx: EEK! Don't stab me! *Shoves the girl over toward them* I'm not looking for any trouble!
Prince Foundling: ... Well, that didn't take much force. Tab, untie the girl.
Little Red Tab: Yes, my prince... *She goes and undoes the gag around the girl's mouth* There you are, sweetie. The big, nasty sphinx didn't hurt you too badly, did she?
Sacarissa (the girl): YOU SHITHEADS! We were only playing!
Little Red Tab: What?
Sphinx: Twas only a sex game, luvs.
Sacarissa: And now you've gone and ruined it! Now we'll have to start all over! *cries* WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Prince Foundling: Don't cry, honey. We'll help you out.
Sacarissa: *gets a "more must be better" look upon her face* Really?
Sphinx: Oh joy!
Little Red Tab: Oh Hell... another weird diversion... *gets a "What the Hell? It could be worse" look* Might as well enjoy it...
*Prince Foundling and Little Red Tab leave Snow White's cottage, leaving behind a newly experienced Snow White, as well as a full septet of very disturbed dwarfs. They wander into the woods aimlessly...*
Prince Foundling: Well, that was fun, eh, Little Red?
Little Red Tab: Oh, indeed, my prince. Although, I should have been eaten by a wolf by now, and you should have found your princess. I think we've broken the storyline beyond repair.
Prince Foundling: Well, if it's broken beyond repair, then there's no point worrying over it, is there?
Little Red Tab: I suppose not. Still, I sorta wish we hadn't been so random. This story doesn't make much sense...
*They stumble upon a gynosphinx, with the head and breasts of a young female, and the body of a lion. Her human hair is short and magenta in color, and her eyes are feline and dark green. And lying at her feet is a young girl, naked, gagged, and hogtied. The girl is only a teenager, and she has lightly tanned skin and brown curly hair and eyes.*
Little Red Tab: Oh, lord... I smell another sex scene...
Sphinx: Hallo! Don't mind me. Just having some lunch...
*Tied girl looks nervously at her would-be rescuers*
Prince Foundling: Hold it, fiend!
Little Red Tab: "Fiend"?
Prince Foundling: Well, I AM supposed to be a prince, right?
Little Red Tab: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Prince Foundling: *draws sword* All right, beastie, the ruse is up. Hand over the girl and no one gets hurt.
Sphinx: EEK! Don't stab me! *Shoves the girl over toward them* I'm not looking for any trouble!
Prince Foundling: ... Well, that didn't take much force. Tab, untie the girl.
Little Red Tab: Yes, my prince... *She goes and undoes the gag around the girl's mouth* There you are, sweetie. The big, nasty sphinx didn't hurt you too badly, did she?
Sacarissa (the girl): YOU SHITHEADS! We were only playing!
Little Red Tab: What?
Sphinx: Twas only a sex game, luvs.
Sacarissa: And now you've gone and ruined it! Now we'll have to start all over! *cries* WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Prince Foundling: Don't cry, honey. We'll help you out.
Sacarissa: *gets a "more must be better" look upon her face* Really?
Sphinx: Oh joy!
Little Red Tab: Oh Hell... another weird diversion... *gets a "What the Hell? It could be worse" look* Might as well enjoy it...