Original poem: Visiting the Rural Society

[The Anti Wisemon]

Is that so unclear?

No, but can you explain this:

Cows on a spree in a Jaguar
Cause you'll take their place

How about this:

I gave you a lottery ticket
And told you that in the 'Cap' stand
A female would give you a cookie

I saw you sitting on a pipe
You tripped on a bull turd

How can somebody trip on a bull turd while sitting on a pipe. What's the "pipe" supposed to be?

Thank you for verifying that there was no deeper meaning here, no extended metaphors. If, as you say, this is just a story, I believe it is more suited to prose, though it's not a very interesting story.

First: mix of words. The girl was fat.
Second: two unrelated things.
Third: should have added 'and when you stood up' but it would be too long.
Fourth: next time I'll try finding a more interesting story. Like a girl I try to pick up and I can't, or a girl that likes me I don't like back.