03-11-2006, 02:44 PM
Todays:
A doctor was walking down the hospital corridor when he was stopped by Nurse Smith.
"Excuse me," she said, "but why do you have a thermometer behind your ear?"
Grabbing the instrument, the doctor swore. "Damn, aome asshole has my pen!"
--------
"It's incredible," the young man told his physician, "but everytime I aneeze I have an orgasm. What do you recommend?"
The doctor replied, "Black pepper."
--------
"David," said the glum-faced young man, "I'm so sorry! I just heard your Uncle Oscar fell from a cliff. Were you very close to him?"
"Just close enough to give him a push," answered David.
--------
The young man was delighted when his date said she had a terrific night planned and that it would be on her. Then she paid for dinner, and his spirits plunged.
--------
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A: One snatches watches...
A doctor was walking down the hospital corridor when he was stopped by Nurse Smith.
"Excuse me," she said, "but why do you have a thermometer behind your ear?"
Grabbing the instrument, the doctor swore. "Damn, aome asshole has my pen!"
--------
"It's incredible," the young man told his physician, "but everytime I aneeze I have an orgasm. What do you recommend?"
The doctor replied, "Black pepper."
--------
"David," said the glum-faced young man, "I'm so sorry! I just heard your Uncle Oscar fell from a cliff. Were you very close to him?"
"Just close enough to give him a push," answered David.
--------
The young man was delighted when his date said she had a terrific night planned and that it would be on her. Then she paid for dinner, and his spirits plunged.
--------
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A: One snatches watches...
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.