03-10-2006, 06:51 AM
Wisemon Wrote:The following isn't a rant because it's impersonal, and I'm really not that angry about it.
Has anybody seen the recent Subway commercials for the chicken parm sandwich and the buffalo chicken sandwich? Both of these sandwiches have breaded and fried chicken in them. Less than a year ago, Jared (the spokesman) criticized other fast food places for breading and frying their chicken sandwiches, and he praised Subway for not "messing" with the chicken. Do you see the fast food hypocrisy here? Subway, as a chain, has given in to the cheap technique of giving Americans artery-clogging fried foods in place of fresh ones. They're starting to become everything they used to hate. Yet, they still have the nerve to keep that slogan: "Eat fresh."
Why do we care? I happen to like buffalo chicken. Especially on pizza. My metabolism isn't even that high.
And now, a health commercial:
"America: GET SOME FUCKING EXERCISE! Walk places! Swim in the summer! Ride bikes! Shlep stuff up stairs!"
Following those demands would actually solve a lot of people's health problems, in addition to making said people look nicer.