Never misunderstand me; keep away from me

[Wisemon]

So I have this female friend, and everything was fine between us back when she had a boyfriend, because I have no interest in her (she's the most annoying person to talk to that you could imagine). She broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, and now it seems like she's probably interested in me, because she keeps calling me and knocking on my door to talk. Fortunately, as the guy, I'm expected to make the first move, and since I have no attraction to her, I won't be making any moves on her, so I'm all set there. What ticks me off recently is that she was starting to talk about herpes sores (completely randomly) just when I was about to eat my favorite part of my breakfast, so I told her to shut up. Apparently, the tone I used to tell her to shut up was too angry for the situation, and she thinks I should work on that. I told her that this was just my first stage of angry tones, and that my tone actually got much angrier. To summarize, the joke here is that we're not dating, and we never will be, and she's already trying to change me.