12-09-2005, 07:23 PM
Buffy? okay, I'll just have to avoid all blonds, cuz I dont know how she looks like, and- WHAT!? Vampire slayers!? hold on-
*one day, i(it's already been a week since Gunter mentioned an actual vampires castle in a pub- which spread like an epidemic.) Gunter was in the living room reading a book on the anatomy of the human body... when-*
Buffy: (outside the gate) hm, this must be the place Hello!? is anyone here!?
Gunter: (looks out the window) hey! someone was actually stupid enough to believe the rumors! she's hot- I'd better get a load-on on those breasts- STAT! Hold on! I'm coming!
*later*
Gunter: what is it -er... ms.-
Buffy: -it's buffy.
Gunter: -Buffy. uhm, can I ask you a question?
Buffy: what?
Gunter: (points at her boobs) are those real?
*SMACK!!!*
Gunter: OUCH! hey- what did you slap me for!?
Buffy: you- stupid- vampire- vermin- SCUM!!! (charges at him with a wooden stake)
Gunter: AHHHHH!!! (knocks the stake away, only to get kicked in the balls) -oomf! (drops to his knees) I...am not... a vampire...
Buffy: WHAT!? well, youre still a dirty perv!
Gunter: I was just curious! bitch!
*back to the present*
brrr.... I'm getting woried.
*one day, i(it's already been a week since Gunter mentioned an actual vampires castle in a pub- which spread like an epidemic.) Gunter was in the living room reading a book on the anatomy of the human body... when-*
Buffy: (outside the gate) hm, this must be the place Hello!? is anyone here!?
Gunter: (looks out the window) hey! someone was actually stupid enough to believe the rumors! she's hot- I'd better get a load-on on those breasts- STAT! Hold on! I'm coming!
*later*
Gunter: what is it -er... ms.-
Buffy: -it's buffy.
Gunter: -Buffy. uhm, can I ask you a question?
Buffy: what?
Gunter: (points at her boobs) are those real?
*SMACK!!!*
Gunter: OUCH! hey- what did you slap me for!?
Buffy: you- stupid- vampire- vermin- SCUM!!! (charges at him with a wooden stake)
Gunter: AHHHHH!!! (knocks the stake away, only to get kicked in the balls) -oomf! (drops to his knees) I...am not... a vampire...
Buffy: WHAT!? well, youre still a dirty perv!
Gunter: I was just curious! bitch!
*back to the present*
brrr.... I'm getting woried.