12-07-2005, 09:46 PM
*the smoke clears, romania is obliterated, but the castle didnt even get dirty*
My castle... is not the moon.
neither is it puny.
(in fact, it's actually bigger than your robot, an illusion makes it look smaller)
oh, and one more thing-
(the castle transforms into a gigantic robot)
Meet my newest castle enhancement system- not to be released til year 99994742398406256240857234562346932874273148956238509345786, The Castle Gear.
Activate Castle Gear-Giga Crusher.
(the castle gear raises an enormus foot- and crushes Shadowknight's toy into itty-bitty bits.)
*fake gasp* oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have crushed your toy into itty-bitty bits, I was just trying to squish that roach on the ground behind you- I'm so sorry- hear, let me make it up to you-
(dumps a huge pile of broken parts, which used to be Shadowknight's army of robotic gophers)
here, reunited with their master. isnt that sweet? *fake sniff*
My castle... is not the moon.
neither is it puny.
(in fact, it's actually bigger than your robot, an illusion makes it look smaller)
oh, and one more thing-
(the castle transforms into a gigantic robot)
Meet my newest castle enhancement system- not to be released til year 99994742398406256240857234562346932874273148956238509345786, The Castle Gear.
Activate Castle Gear-Giga Crusher.
(the castle gear raises an enormus foot- and crushes Shadowknight's toy into itty-bitty bits.)
*fake gasp* oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have crushed your toy into itty-bitty bits, I was just trying to squish that roach on the ground behind you- I'm so sorry- hear, let me make it up to you-
(dumps a huge pile of broken parts, which used to be Shadowknight's army of robotic gophers)
here, reunited with their master. isnt that sweet? *fake sniff*