10-25-2005, 12:09 PM
The Infamous Boss Reo Wrote:I fucking hate kittens. Who's with me on this?
I am. Cats aren't merely selfish bitches that aggravate my allergies, they carry a mind-altering fungus in their stools. Go look it up in the Slashdot back-stories somewheres, it's one about mind-controlling INSECT parasites and then a comment mentions the ones in cat shit that work on humans. An infected human male will become suspicious and withdrawn while an infected human female will seem to have higher intelligence and mood. France and Germany are said to have something like 80% infection rates because the fungus spreads into food animals and they undercook their meat.
In short, cats are both annoying AND evil, as they carry mind-altering parasites. Death to all felines.