06-25-2005, 01:29 PM
If the situation gets desperate, and it looks like you might get failed, I know some desperate measures you can take:
1. Threaten your patients; tell them you'll make more "mistakes" if they don't say a few good words about you to the boss (while you're in the room, if possible). Alternatively, bribe them with morphine.
2. For future patients with walkers, duct tape their hands to the walker, and you won't have to worry about them.
3. If you don't know what you're doing in front of the boss, start by trying to find the solution yourself using medical logic, and if that doesn't work, say something like, "We have a few routes for treatment, each with benefits and drawbacks. Which would you recommend?" Of course, you'll want to be a little less vague, just to prove that you know something about the problem.
4. If all else fails, and you really want to play dirty, figure out which patients/doctors are sexually harassing you (or trick them into harassing you), and file a lawsuit.
1. Threaten your patients; tell them you'll make more "mistakes" if they don't say a few good words about you to the boss (while you're in the room, if possible). Alternatively, bribe them with morphine.
2. For future patients with walkers, duct tape their hands to the walker, and you won't have to worry about them.
3. If you don't know what you're doing in front of the boss, start by trying to find the solution yourself using medical logic, and if that doesn't work, say something like, "We have a few routes for treatment, each with benefits and drawbacks. Which would you recommend?" Of course, you'll want to be a little less vague, just to prove that you know something about the problem.
4. If all else fails, and you really want to play dirty, figure out which patients/doctors are sexually harassing you (or trick them into harassing you), and file a lawsuit.
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I know that you saw me.
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In empathy."-Rise Against