long time no.. yada yada yada

[Wisemon]

Eventually remembered, but was too, get this, Embarrassed to return in light of my forgetting it for so long. What would you all think of me then?

Sure, I could make up some phony excuse to explain my absence. Went crazy? Temporary Amnesia? Became the sixth man in the Canadian military? Got my dick blown off in a daring shotgun battle with bank robbers and spent the last half-year getting over depression and having my Johnson reconstructed? Naw. Ya'll'd see through me.

Well, fuck it. Rather than spend the rest of my life away from here, dreading the awkward moment that would occur if I came back, I recently managed to muster up the balls to come back and just get it over with.

That reminds me of so many larger decisions I've made about revealing myself to my peers. As you've probably found, everybody loves a clown--from a distance. The only shame is in remaining hidden. Hold up, I'm feeling a poem. Anyway, welcome back dude.