Won't you get the fuck out of my face? NOW!

[Wisemon]

My sister's going to Hungary to do neurobiology research in a lab, and she's getting funding from a Yale fellowship. My little brother is only nine, so he can't really do anything wrong, though I see plenty of things he's doing wrong. For one thing, he's more overweight than I was at his age. For another thing, he refuses any and all physical activities, and slacks off in his homework unless he's pressured. His extracurriculars are guitar lessons (cool) and acting (not cool, sorry Gnostic). Worst of all, because of my parents special influences, he only listens to Beatles songs and a few other pussy bands (like the Dixie Chicks). Did I mention that he's obsessed with gameshows, and forces the whole family to participate in the stupid ones that he creates? Yep, they still like him better than me. He doesn't have an "attitude." He isn't "irritable all the time."