What do you hate to see in a lemon?

[Mindez]

the writers of the series gave NO indication to anybody's sexual preferences outside of the Adventure epilogue, which says they all married and therefore are hetero.

Ah, the famous ZERO TWO ending. Definitive proof that somebody had smuggled illegal substances into the production studio. I have to hand it to them though, they did in 30 seconds what it would have taken somebody with PROPER pacing to do in 30 minutes.

Anyway, to bring this... rather eerily going-offtopic chat back on topic, here's some of my dislikes in lemons:

1) PWP. Sucks. Unless it's extremely well written, any story without a good backstory is a real turn-off.

2) Yuri. It's just not a turn on for me, perhaps because I'm gay. This is probably just me though. I can still read and enjoy a good Yuri fic, but not as well as others.

3) Extremely angsty storylines. A bit of angst is good, but the way some writers have done it it just goes way over the top.

4) Scat. It's just.. horrible, in my opinion. I'm sure there are people out there that like it though.

5) As has been said, "Expert virgins" and people who can cum "15 bucketfuls". That's just stupid.