02-07-2012, 02:01 AM
some wizerds walk on water, chuck norris swims through land
chuck norris actully died 20 years ago, Death just hasent got the corage to tell him yet.
when death turns up at chuck norris's door he opens it and says fuck off.
everytime you feel the wind brush past your face its chuck norris practicing his roundhouse kicks in his front yard on the other side of the world.
the reason the earth orbits the sun is because chuck norris roundhouse kicks it once every 365 days.
chuck norris needs a gun license to put his hands in his pockets.
chuck norris sleeps with 2 eyes open and 1 eye shut.
chuck norris doesent go swiming water just wants to be around him.
when chuck norris first used stairs they tryed to get away from him and thus the escalator was born.
music started when chuck norris's heart started beating.
chuck norris was going to star in the expendibles but he changed his mind becuase it would of been only 2 seconds long if he did.
agenst populer belief chuck norris recently stared in final destination, he played the role of death.
chuck norris is the center of the universe.
chuck norris is the same in a parallel universe.
chuck norris's fist make the speed of life wish it was faster.
if chuck norris appered on youtube he would automaticly have 1m likes and counting.
chuck norris isnt imortal he just refuse's to die.
when chuck norris smells blood he hunts sharks.
there are 7billion people in the world becuase chuck norris allows them to live.
chuck norris, nuf said.
chuck norris eliminated this last joke.
chuck norris actully died 20 years ago, Death just hasent got the corage to tell him yet.
when death turns up at chuck norris's door he opens it and says fuck off.
everytime you feel the wind brush past your face its chuck norris practicing his roundhouse kicks in his front yard on the other side of the world.
the reason the earth orbits the sun is because chuck norris roundhouse kicks it once every 365 days.
chuck norris needs a gun license to put his hands in his pockets.
chuck norris sleeps with 2 eyes open and 1 eye shut.
chuck norris doesent go swiming water just wants to be around him.
when chuck norris first used stairs they tryed to get away from him and thus the escalator was born.
music started when chuck norris's heart started beating.
chuck norris was going to star in the expendibles but he changed his mind becuase it would of been only 2 seconds long if he did.
agenst populer belief chuck norris recently stared in final destination, he played the role of death.
chuck norris is the center of the universe.
chuck norris is the same in a parallel universe.
chuck norris's fist make the speed of life wish it was faster.
if chuck norris appered on youtube he would automaticly have 1m likes and counting.
chuck norris isnt imortal he just refuse's to die.
when chuck norris smells blood he hunts sharks.
there are 7billion people in the world becuase chuck norris allows them to live.
chuck norris, nuf said.
chuck norris eliminated this last joke.
i have seen the very darkness of humanity that we destroy are selfs in the end but i have also seen our potential for good and freindship and that is what i hang on too, I am unrelenting and i fight for what i belive in that is my goal.
I AM ACEJT AND I WILL REBEL
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I AM ACEJT AND I WILL REBEL
click here to see my original fiction turn RP
