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What do you hate to see in a lemon?
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I really don't like beastiality. However, being one of those wierdos who grew up on sci-fi, fantasy and Digimon, I define "beast" as a non-sentient animal. So Digimon are OK.

Mary-Sues are really annoying unless written by a genious writer. Most especially, why don't the Self-Insert authors usually pair themselves with an original or unusual character? This is Digimon stuff, you've got maybe a thousand characters to choose from if one includes the well-known Chosen and their Digimon.

Annoying stories in which sex has too many consequences. I know it does in real life, that's why I'm not getting laid in real life! Lemme read something where the character's problem is the strange force disturbing the balance of the Digital World, not their pregnancy test!

I in-general hate any Digimon fanfic where the only "fan" part is the characters, and other than that the author could have just made everything up. Instead, they were too lazy to write their own damn characters! This especially causes problems in romantic fics and lemons. Oy!

Gratuitous yaoi. I know, some people like it, but the fact is that the authors of Digimon wrote the four seasons assuming their characters were heterosexual and/or not oriented either way yet. So there's no damn reason for some Chosen Child male to suddenly and randomly be paired with another male Chosen on the grounds that they're close friends in the series. At least give some character development leading up to their being gay. This is a mistake I have made myself, not giving enough character development.

Misunderstanding of Ryo storylines. People, if you want to write Ryo, write him WITH his backstory.

Random crossovers without any good reason.

Everything being sexualized for no good reason.

Random use of expendible Digimon where new ones could easily have been created.

Fics where the girls from the series are total whores. I'm sorry, but they don't go from chaste to fucking random author-chosen males with no protection and a blowjob to boot with no character development whatsoever.

Kenyako. I don't care how official it is. She is boy-crazed when she likes Ken, and when she gets over it she'll find someone else. I think that someone should be Davis, but maybe even TK or a non-Chosen. But Ken is too serious and introverted for Miyako.

That's about it.
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