03-15-2005, 09:57 AM
Things I hate in lemons:
- Illogical pairings: Ooh, I hate these. The worst is when the lemon is based on superhero cartoon (like JLA), because it's usually the case that the author's a shipper who's seen very few episodes of the cartoon, and has never even read the original comics, and is just matching up two characters because they think it's cute. The result of this is that you get dumb pairings like Supergirl/Green Arrow, or Batman/Batgirl (I don't even know where to begin explaining how horribly wrong that pairing is.)
- Daddy/Daughter Lemons: It's not so much the incest or the pedophilia that gets to me, but rather the fact that these kind of stories are all written in one of two ways. It's either the father raping the daughter, or the daughter seducing the father. Either way, these stories tend to be crap.
- Illogical pairings: Ooh, I hate these. The worst is when the lemon is based on superhero cartoon (like JLA), because it's usually the case that the author's a shipper who's seen very few episodes of the cartoon, and has never even read the original comics, and is just matching up two characters because they think it's cute. The result of this is that you get dumb pairings like Supergirl/Green Arrow, or Batman/Batgirl (I don't even know where to begin explaining how horribly wrong that pairing is.)
- Daddy/Daughter Lemons: It's not so much the incest or the pedophilia that gets to me, but rather the fact that these kind of stories are all written in one of two ways. It's either the father raping the daughter, or the daughter seducing the father. Either way, these stories tend to be crap.