03-15-2005, 09:09 AM
All of us, the more the less, are turned on by lemons. But we sometimes get to see stuff that has the opposite effect.
Which are those for you?( I mean specific stuff, not things like 'I hate yaoi' or 'I hate yuri'.
In my case it would be:
-The 'statue with a big cock' type of lemons: Ie, the het where the girl does everything and the guy is Mr Attitude who just lays back and enjoys. This is typically written by guys, and it's hard to be enjoyed by a girl.
-The kind of yaoi that says: 'Oh, I went out with 300 girls and now I discovered I'm gay!'
-The kind I like worst!!! the'War Postscript Yaoi'!!!!This is the kind of 'lemon' where all you get to see is a kiss btw the MCs, btw a 45 pages plot of violence, killing, treasons, blah, blah, and very specially, lots and lots of sadness. To make matters worse, the writer doesn't say 'Look, I'm here to bore you', but s/he thinks, very convinced, that s/he's a great social critic, or that his/her stories are so deep that make him(her superior to the ones that write PWPs or fun stuff. I'm glad this is not so common in the Digimon fandom, unlike in the Saint Seiya's, where it's a real plague; but I did see a couple of those bores around.
-And sth personal: the Beelzemon/Jeri couple. Ugh. I'm not the kind that likes the elephant/ant kind of relationship. And he's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which are those for you?( I mean specific stuff, not things like 'I hate yaoi' or 'I hate yuri'.
In my case it would be:
-The 'statue with a big cock' type of lemons: Ie, the het where the girl does everything and the guy is Mr Attitude who just lays back and enjoys. This is typically written by guys, and it's hard to be enjoyed by a girl.
-The kind of yaoi that says: 'Oh, I went out with 300 girls and now I discovered I'm gay!'
-The kind I like worst!!! the'War Postscript Yaoi'!!!!This is the kind of 'lemon' where all you get to see is a kiss btw the MCs, btw a 45 pages plot of violence, killing, treasons, blah, blah, and very specially, lots and lots of sadness. To make matters worse, the writer doesn't say 'Look, I'm here to bore you', but s/he thinks, very convinced, that s/he's a great social critic, or that his/her stories are so deep that make him(her superior to the ones that write PWPs or fun stuff. I'm glad this is not so common in the Digimon fandom, unlike in the Saint Seiya's, where it's a real plague; but I did see a couple of those bores around.
-And sth personal: the Beelzemon/Jeri couple. Ugh. I'm not the kind that likes the elephant/ant kind of relationship. And he's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!