04-27-2011, 03:00 PM
Yay. I knew you'd like those, Shadow. *Tears through ropes with a single muscleflex* Rawr. *Noms johnalt* And now for the lunch service! *Snaps fingers*
*Several busty waitresses in slingshot bikinis and with circular 'blank'-like red tatoos on their bums begin walking around holding up trays full of hotdogs and burgers*
DMX: I know this is Shadow's birthday, but it was one of my many fantasies.
Dot: You're a pervert!
DMX: *Gorging food* Blame a man for wanting hotdogs and burgers served in the same meal! *Fake-crying*
Dot: Uhh. Nevermind.
*Several busty waitresses in slingshot bikinis and with circular 'blank'-like red tatoos on their bums begin walking around holding up trays full of hotdogs and burgers*
DMX: I know this is Shadow's birthday, but it was one of my many fantasies.
Dot: You're a pervert!
DMX: *Gorging food* Blame a man for wanting hotdogs and burgers served in the same meal! *Fake-crying*
Dot: Uhh. Nevermind.