(03-28-2011 04:30 AM)Asesino Wrote: Eh, my sexual organs dried up and fell off years ago. The parts of my brain that pertained to sex, physical attraction and love have since been replaced with extra bitterness and sarcasm. That and Starcraft unit quotes, perplexingly.
This is a completely true story. Even my cyber-penis was affected.
Feel free to link to your own story, though. I'll make sure to get to it soon.
In soviet goggles, Russia does nothing.