11-20-2010, 09:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-20-2010, 09:14 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
The coyote shut his eyes and murred happily as you pet him.
"As a chaotic neutral aligned individual, I cannot answer that question." Loki sighed as he waved the gaming console away, which was replaced by a DVD player with a Bleach box set. He was on episode 201. "Perhaps life is like one of these mortal children's shows, where the heroes must always triumph over evil. For ratings."
"Gee..." Frisk E scratched the back of his head quizzically. "Maybe it's kinda like cartoon physics? What ever happens to me, good or bad, happens based on whether it's funny or not..." The little coyote paced back and forth, the shadow of an anvil appearing beneath him and growing larger by the second. "And the physics of... uhm... what ever it is you guys believe in-" A whistling sound can now be heard, like something heavy falling from a great height. The anvil's shadow is now impossibly large, shrouding the coyote in an ever growing shade. "Is that the heroes may lose now and then, but in the end, they ultimately win?"
A rubber duck falls on his head, quacking and bouncing off harmlessly.
"How uncharacteristically perceptive of you." Loki murmured, skipping a scene with far too much dialogue for his taste.
"Well... I AM a doctor. I have a PhD and everything!" Frisk E chuckled before he was quietly crushed by a falling statue of Bill Murray.
"Yes, yes, a celebrated cartoon physicist, etc, etc." Loki yawned. "You do know that I do not believe for a single moment that you graduated from preschool, let alone earn a degree, right? Also, I strongly disagree with your theory. NO LAW OF PHYSICS ALLOWS AN ANGSTY, PUNY, HIGHLY MORAL, TEENAGE WARRIOR OF FRIENDSHIP, OR PEACE, OR LOVE- WHAT HAVE YOU- DEFEAT THE LIKES OF LOKI. It must be some sort of fluke."
The Chaotic Deity scratched his chin thoughtfully. "Six flukes in a row, sure... but surely still just a fluke."
"As a chaotic neutral aligned individual, I cannot answer that question." Loki sighed as he waved the gaming console away, which was replaced by a DVD player with a Bleach box set. He was on episode 201. "Perhaps life is like one of these mortal children's shows, where the heroes must always triumph over evil. For ratings."
"Gee..." Frisk E scratched the back of his head quizzically. "Maybe it's kinda like cartoon physics? What ever happens to me, good or bad, happens based on whether it's funny or not..." The little coyote paced back and forth, the shadow of an anvil appearing beneath him and growing larger by the second. "And the physics of... uhm... what ever it is you guys believe in-" A whistling sound can now be heard, like something heavy falling from a great height. The anvil's shadow is now impossibly large, shrouding the coyote in an ever growing shade. "Is that the heroes may lose now and then, but in the end, they ultimately win?"
A rubber duck falls on his head, quacking and bouncing off harmlessly.
"How uncharacteristically perceptive of you." Loki murmured, skipping a scene with far too much dialogue for his taste.
"Well... I AM a doctor. I have a PhD and everything!" Frisk E chuckled before he was quietly crushed by a falling statue of Bill Murray.
"Yes, yes, a celebrated cartoon physicist, etc, etc." Loki yawned. "You do know that I do not believe for a single moment that you graduated from preschool, let alone earn a degree, right? Also, I strongly disagree with your theory. NO LAW OF PHYSICS ALLOWS AN ANGSTY, PUNY, HIGHLY MORAL, TEENAGE WARRIOR OF FRIENDSHIP, OR PEACE, OR LOVE- WHAT HAVE YOU- DEFEAT THE LIKES OF LOKI. It must be some sort of fluke."
The Chaotic Deity scratched his chin thoughtfully. "Six flukes in a row, sure... but surely still just a fluke."
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