The Chaos Realm

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Loki: Does it now? Let us test that theory. JUMP!! *Vanishes in a blur of speed, reappearing in midair* DROP KICK!! *Drop kicks a random refrigerator so the upper portion crumples like tinfoil before exploding* KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! *Does a rapid-fire Chun-Li kick, the speed and force of each breaking the sound barrier, hitting nothing, really* PUUUUNCH!! *Turns and unleashes a simple but powerful punch, shattering the fabric of time and space like glass* ...Cool Victory Pose. *He does a turn, his and crosses his arms, his hair and cloak fluttering amidst the destruction* ...It's still too predictable though. Perhaps if... MANSERVANT!!

Frisk E: Yeah?

Loki: ...You changed your name.

Frisk E: Yeah.

Loki: LET YOUR INSUBORDINATION BE A CATALYST TO MY NEWLY FOUNDED INTEREST IN ATTACK INVOCATION!!

Frisk E: Uhm, wait- do you mean *An explosion knocks him up into the air* -OH GOD WHY-

Loki: SMELLY DOORMAT!! *Vanishes and reappears above Frisk E. Coyote* PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE!! *Cups his hands together and smashes his subordinate back down, resulting in a massive explosion* SPEAR OF- *A giant, evil looking spoon materializes in his hand* CHICKEN!! *Impales it into the heart of the explosion, splitting the ground into a chasm of chocolate pudding* ...Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch- *Stomps on the coyote repeatedly* Aaaand Jazz Hands! *Kicks him back onto his feet, surprisingly uninjured* Eh? Ehhh?

Frisk E: *Wide eyes, patting himself all over as if to check for damages*

Loki: What do you think?

Frisk E: That didn't make any sense! *tail wagging* AND it was epic! I love it!!

Loki: Eeeeexcelent.