09-03-2010, 05:49 AM
Loki: *Reaching out with an open palm and catching one of the troll dolls in his gloved hand, he sighs dreamily* How nostalgic... this brings back so many memories.
[Flashback to several centuries ago]
Unknown Figure: *Riding on the shoulder of a 500 foot tall troll monster with flaming hair, terrorizing the lost city of El Dorado, laughing maniacally* Burn! BURN!! The city of gold will be sacrificed for the glory of the Great Trickster God and Deity of Flames, LOKI!! Let the molten riches seep into the bowels of the abyss and bathe the sleeping god in worship!!
Troll Titan: *Nightmarish roar as it starts rending the gold utopia with cataclysmic powers*
Denizen of El Dorado: All is... lost...
[Exactly thirty two minutes later]
Unknown Figure: Loki damnit! We've misplaced El Dorado! That's another lost city! You disappoint me yet again, Troll!! WHAT DID WE JUST LEARN FROM SHANGRI LA!?
Troll Titan: *whimpers apologetically*
[Back to the Present]
Loki: *Everything is now colored plaid* -And we never got the kitty down the tree. *Sighs* What is this? It rains random objects? If it keeps raining, that makes it predictable,and therefore not random!! *The trolls (and undercover cabbage patch kids) sprout from the ground and rain back into the skies* Much better! Backwards rain is much better! *Nonchalantly watches Kinlier run at him from five hundred meters away, waiting patiently for him to arrive, only jump to the right eight feet away from him directly off a random cliff with what seemed to be a giant meat-grinder at the bottom that the trickster had been standing atop of* That sword. *He watches as the man with the giant sword fell off the cliff* Another Ragnadämmerung? One of the only three existing blades in the multi-dimensional multiverse, that when put together, function solely for slaying my eldest and cuddliest son, Fenrisulfr? I am slightly impressed.
[Flashback to several centuries ago]
Unknown Figure: *Riding on the shoulder of a 500 foot tall troll monster with flaming hair, terrorizing the lost city of El Dorado, laughing maniacally* Burn! BURN!! The city of gold will be sacrificed for the glory of the Great Trickster God and Deity of Flames, LOKI!! Let the molten riches seep into the bowels of the abyss and bathe the sleeping god in worship!!
Troll Titan: *Nightmarish roar as it starts rending the gold utopia with cataclysmic powers*
Denizen of El Dorado: All is... lost...
[Exactly thirty two minutes later]
Unknown Figure: Loki damnit! We've misplaced El Dorado! That's another lost city! You disappoint me yet again, Troll!! WHAT DID WE JUST LEARN FROM SHANGRI LA!?
Troll Titan: *whimpers apologetically*
[Back to the Present]
Loki: *Everything is now colored plaid* -And we never got the kitty down the tree. *Sighs* What is this? It rains random objects? If it keeps raining, that makes it predictable,and therefore not random!! *The trolls (and undercover cabbage patch kids) sprout from the ground and rain back into the skies* Much better! Backwards rain is much better! *Nonchalantly watches Kinlier run at him from five hundred meters away, waiting patiently for him to arrive, only jump to the right eight feet away from him directly off a random cliff with what seemed to be a giant meat-grinder at the bottom that the trickster had been standing atop of* That sword. *He watches as the man with the giant sword fell off the cliff* Another Ragnadämmerung? One of the only three existing blades in the multi-dimensional multiverse, that when put together, function solely for slaying my eldest and cuddliest son, Fenrisulfr? I am slightly impressed.
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