08-25-2010, 01:22 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-25-2010, 01:24 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Loki: Why would I do anything to stop you from taking this realm? If you didn't, why- life would be boring. *He cackles quietly, amused by her antics. Fear just didn't faze him anymore.* A realm is merely a word used by mortals who struggle to understand the conundrum that is Chaos. It's not place, or a thing, or an action. Chaos is an event, a force we Chaos "Gods"; Eris, Anansi, Coyote, Raven, Reynard- and a few dozen others, generate out of amusement. We're all tricksters, after all. *A shadow falls over his face as he smiles darkly at himself.* And without Chaos, there is no Order. Without Order or Chaos, existence itself is incomplete.
Craze E: Uhm... Loki? Who're you talking to?
Loki: It's called a dramatic soliloquy, a monologue said out loud at oneself for dramatic purposes! YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF DRAMA! *Stuffs the coyote in a tiny box, crumples the box into the shape of George Lucas' head and throws it several miles away, where there is a contained nuclear explosion in the shape of a chicken* You kids these days don't understand the importance of these aspects of literary genre!!
Craze E: *Charred black as he wobbled his way back, he shakes himself like a dog, the blackness and the damage fluttering off him like dust* That nuclear explosion tasted like bacon! OH!! Yeah! I totally forgot! *produces your PDA* As your personal assistant and herald, I have to tell you that I forgot to tell you that your daughter just got a boyfriend!
Loki: *Twitches* M-MY DAUGHTER has a BOYFRIEND!? *He presses the dramatic "NO!" button*
Craze E: Uhm... Loki? Who're you talking to?
Loki: It's called a dramatic soliloquy, a monologue said out loud at oneself for dramatic purposes! YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF DRAMA! *Stuffs the coyote in a tiny box, crumples the box into the shape of George Lucas' head and throws it several miles away, where there is a contained nuclear explosion in the shape of a chicken* You kids these days don't understand the importance of these aspects of literary genre!!
Craze E: *Charred black as he wobbled his way back, he shakes himself like a dog, the blackness and the damage fluttering off him like dust* That nuclear explosion tasted like bacon! OH!! Yeah! I totally forgot! *produces your PDA* As your personal assistant and herald, I have to tell you that I forgot to tell you that your daughter just got a boyfriend!
Loki: *Twitches* M-MY DAUGHTER has a BOYFRIEND!? *He presses the dramatic "NO!" button*
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