The Chaos Realm

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Loki: God? *He cocks a brow and narrows his eyes indignantly* Don't associate me with those condescending, holier than thou ASSSHOLES. I'm a Fire Giant, always have been, always will be. And Odin's my blood brother, not my father! He's just a foolish Elder God whose good eye is as BLIND as his missing one! This world may be yours, but the realm of chaos is mine. *Strikes a dramatic pose as silhouettes of screaming fans and photographers with flashing cameras. He lets out a cheery sigh* Boy do I love sucking my own freakishly huge cock. *Clears his throat* Now for the agenda- randomness and revenge! Herald of Loki, Sire of Lies, I SUMMON THEE! *snaps his fingers*

Craze E: *Appears in a pop of confetti, looking confused*

Loki: ...Who the fuck is this? *At Craze E* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? Where's my Herald!?

Craze E: Huh? OH, you mean Discordia? Yeah, she totally quit and went to work with Anansi. I'm the new guy! *The cartoonish coyote offers his paw to shake, an electric buzzer obviously sticking out*

Loki: Son of a BITCH!! What ever happened to honor amongst tricksters!? *He shakes the Coyote's paw, but instead of Loki being electrocuted, lightning strikes Craze E.*

Craze E: *Dizzy and a little charred, smoking a little* Oh wow~ Now that's a MANdshake!