08-16-2010, 05:50 AM
*The ground starts rumbling*
[CUE EPIC BGM] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tS09yBc9I&playnext=1&videos=kZ-etBBCa78
*The rumbling intensifies until it was an intense tremor. The ground starts breaking apart and splits into a blazing chasm, the size of a canyon. From the immense flames, a giant onyx serpentine statue rises, it's trunk coiled around a red, evil looking skeleton, a vile black liquid cascaded down from the onyx serpent's jaws and washed over the skeleton constantly. When the snake statue was completely out of the ground, the blazing chasm closed beneath it once more.*
Skeleton: *It's legs and arms were bound by the snake's coils in a way that made it look like it was nailed to a cross, it's wrists and ankles were shackled, and it had what seemed to be iron intestines tying it's torso to the snake's trunk.* Freeeedom... *The skeleton wheezed, breathing out red steam followed by misty flames from it's jaws.*
*The skeleton thrashed about, screeching and wailing in pain as it started regenerating organs, ligaments, cartilage and muscle tissue, only for the black liquid that poured out of the snake's mouth instantly dissolved it. Such a potent poison, the black liquid was, that it would fatally poison all those that even see it.*
Skeleton: Neeeeed... ligameeeeents... *It's frightening voice rattled, and it wrenched one arm powerfully, shattering one of the snake's coils as well as the chain attached to his shackles, followed by it's other arm, then it's legs. With it's phalanges, the skeleton gripped the iron entrails and ripped them off so it dropped to the ground. The ruined snake statue turned to ash, it's venom dissolving as the skeleton instantly regenerated flesh and blood, finally straightening up and dusting himself off, as a handsome young man in a tuxedo with blood red hair tied in a short, spiky ponytail in the back, but short and spiky in the front. He opened his eyes, revealing crimson irises with one pupil shaped like http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad347...l_by_k.jpg and the other shaped like http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad347...e-logo.jpg *
????: *Picks up the last orange and peels it like nothing had happened, eating the fruit pieces calmly and casually* Mnm... eternities spent waiting for a battle of outrageous proportions to happen in the Chaos Realm makes eating a tangerine just that much more satisfying. *Pauses* ...What were you expecting? A climactic battle of epic proportions from which the very line between good and evil is blurred, turning friend against friend, parent against child, for no other reason aside from that it adds to the sheer chaotic maelstrom that is existence? *Shakes head condescendingly and flips his hair back flamboyantly* I don't even have a welcoming committee! What am I wearing? *tugs on his tux collar in discomfort* What year is it? DID I MISS THE SEASON FINALE OF LOST!?
[CUE EPIC BGM] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tS09yBc9I&playnext=1&videos=kZ-etBBCa78
*The rumbling intensifies until it was an intense tremor. The ground starts breaking apart and splits into a blazing chasm, the size of a canyon. From the immense flames, a giant onyx serpentine statue rises, it's trunk coiled around a red, evil looking skeleton, a vile black liquid cascaded down from the onyx serpent's jaws and washed over the skeleton constantly. When the snake statue was completely out of the ground, the blazing chasm closed beneath it once more.*
Skeleton: *It's legs and arms were bound by the snake's coils in a way that made it look like it was nailed to a cross, it's wrists and ankles were shackled, and it had what seemed to be iron intestines tying it's torso to the snake's trunk.* Freeeedom... *The skeleton wheezed, breathing out red steam followed by misty flames from it's jaws.*
*The skeleton thrashed about, screeching and wailing in pain as it started regenerating organs, ligaments, cartilage and muscle tissue, only for the black liquid that poured out of the snake's mouth instantly dissolved it. Such a potent poison, the black liquid was, that it would fatally poison all those that even see it.*
Skeleton: Neeeeed... ligameeeeents... *It's frightening voice rattled, and it wrenched one arm powerfully, shattering one of the snake's coils as well as the chain attached to his shackles, followed by it's other arm, then it's legs. With it's phalanges, the skeleton gripped the iron entrails and ripped them off so it dropped to the ground. The ruined snake statue turned to ash, it's venom dissolving as the skeleton instantly regenerated flesh and blood, finally straightening up and dusting himself off, as a handsome young man in a tuxedo with blood red hair tied in a short, spiky ponytail in the back, but short and spiky in the front. He opened his eyes, revealing crimson irises with one pupil shaped like http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad347...l_by_k.jpg and the other shaped like http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad347...e-logo.jpg *
????: *Picks up the last orange and peels it like nothing had happened, eating the fruit pieces calmly and casually* Mnm... eternities spent waiting for a battle of outrageous proportions to happen in the Chaos Realm makes eating a tangerine just that much more satisfying. *Pauses* ...What were you expecting? A climactic battle of epic proportions from which the very line between good and evil is blurred, turning friend against friend, parent against child, for no other reason aside from that it adds to the sheer chaotic maelstrom that is existence? *Shakes head condescendingly and flips his hair back flamboyantly* I don't even have a welcoming committee! What am I wearing? *tugs on his tux collar in discomfort* What year is it? DID I MISS THE SEASON FINALE OF LOST!?
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