07-09-2010, 09:42 AM
Duke nodded, telling them, "Yeah. One minute you're fine, the next, they'll smack you in the face with a lawsu..."
Suddenly, four men dressed in flaming business suits jumped out and toppled Duke with heavy piles of paper. The lawyer with a gaudy, orange tie looked towards the other four and told them, "Adventuring party, we hereby announce that on behalf of ourselves that we are suing you five for all of your assets. Failure to comply will result in a court appearance."
Kassandra laughed lightly and told the her party, "Don't worry guys and gal, I'll handle this one." She then started to dance around the room, her lovely body pushing against her tight red dress as she tried to charm the monsters.
The lawyers held a stoic, unemotional stare as the lead lawyer told her, "Miss, prostitution is illegal in The Cave of Almost No Return."
Kassandra's eyes suddenly shot open and she shouted out, "First that commando pig and now you lowlifes?!" Her rage filled the room in a hurry as she started pummeling the lead lawyer with her fan. "I'm a pure and beautiful dancer, nothing more!"
"Yay, violence! Let's go commit murder!" Crimson winked and gave Shiva and Shiroi a thumbs up before he leaped into the fray and fired his ray gun at one of the lawyers, causing him to tumble into the lava pool in agony.
Suddenly, four men dressed in flaming business suits jumped out and toppled Duke with heavy piles of paper. The lawyer with a gaudy, orange tie looked towards the other four and told them, "Adventuring party, we hereby announce that on behalf of ourselves that we are suing you five for all of your assets. Failure to comply will result in a court appearance."
Kassandra laughed lightly and told the her party, "Don't worry guys and gal, I'll handle this one." She then started to dance around the room, her lovely body pushing against her tight red dress as she tried to charm the monsters.
The lawyers held a stoic, unemotional stare as the lead lawyer told her, "Miss, prostitution is illegal in The Cave of Almost No Return."
Kassandra's eyes suddenly shot open and she shouted out, "First that commando pig and now you lowlifes?!" Her rage filled the room in a hurry as she started pummeling the lead lawyer with her fan. "I'm a pure and beautiful dancer, nothing more!"
"Yay, violence! Let's go commit murder!" Crimson winked and gave Shiva and Shiroi a thumbs up before he leaped into the fray and fired his ray gun at one of the lawyers, causing him to tumble into the lava pool in agony.
