Human/Digimon Marriages.

[SnK]

Hmmm..Now that this topic's up...I could imagine this...


Vamdemon: Hmmmm....I wonder who's the bride be? *Licks fangs*

Me: Hey, hey, hey....Enough with the neck biting will you? The last time we were kicked out because you bit my friend's bride's neck.

Vamdemon: Hmph. I'm a vampire, duh. Of course I can't resist the urge to drain precious life blood out of young women. Yesssss......

Me: ................

Vamdemon: Hehehehe....*Licks fangs again*

*Cue "Here comes the bride" music, as the couple marches to the altar*

Me: Well, well well....

Vamdemon: :shock: THAT'S THE BRIDE?!!!!

Me: Uh-huh. What's the matter?

Chaplain: We are gathered here to witness the union of Mr. Sackless and Calamaramon, through this matrimony, they shall pledge their oath to be with one another. Do you, Lans B. Sackless...Take this....er, Mollusk to be your lovely wedded wife?

Mr. Sackless: I do! Oh-hoh!

Chaplain: And do you, Calamaramon, take this man to be your husband?

Calamaramon: *With hearts in eyes* Yes, Yes!!...I do!

Chaplain: I now pronounce you..Husband and squid.

Me: Kehehe...Now about that neck biting, Vamdemon?

Vamdemon: :shock:

Me: :P Mhehehehehe...

The lesson of this story: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Tee-hee..!