03-23-2010, 02:50 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-23-2010, 02:52 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Ooh! Ooh! My life lesson for today is "Shaved or bushy, a pussy's a pussy!"
...Wait, that's not my life lesson!
*Peers at the list with curious disagreement*
Pooh! My life goals are as follows!
1. Have sex with two of each (male and female) species of animal, insect, fish, plant, etc. before I turn 19.
2. If I don't accomplish that, then I'll find a girl or a boy who'll accept my imperfections and we'll have a threesome!
3. If that's not likely to happen, I'll get a job.
4. Perhaps not get married! Stay a bachelor! Have lots of casual sex! Stay lonely and angst about my decisions!
5. Maybe adopt eight children, each a different race.
6. Make everyone happy!
7. Can't do that? Then I'll make everyone horny!
8. Get arrested.
9. Get raped in prison and pretend not to enjoy it in order to keep fake reputation as a serial doormat/shoe cleaner up.
10. Collect and cultivate every STD and VD I can get my hands on and use them to gain immortality!
11. Die, because that was a bad idea, and immortality ain't so fun when you can outlive the planet.
Hmm... maybe I should get new goals, perhaps update some old ones... I feel like I've left something ou- OOH!!
12. SAVE THE DOLPHINS!
...Wait, that's not my life lesson!
Quote:1. Live
2. Generate income.
3. Get a home.
4. Get married.
5. Have kids.
6. Raise kids till you can't raise 'em no more.
7. Retire.
8. Die.
*Peers at the list with curious disagreement*
Pooh! My life goals are as follows!
1. Have sex with two of each (male and female) species of animal, insect, fish, plant, etc. before I turn 19.
2. If I don't accomplish that, then I'll find a girl or a boy who'll accept my imperfections and we'll have a threesome!
3. If that's not likely to happen, I'll get a job.
4. Perhaps not get married! Stay a bachelor! Have lots of casual sex! Stay lonely and angst about my decisions!
5. Maybe adopt eight children, each a different race.
6. Make everyone happy!
7. Can't do that? Then I'll make everyone horny!
8. Get arrested.
9. Get raped in prison and pretend not to enjoy it in order to keep fake reputation as a serial doormat/shoe cleaner up.
10. Collect and cultivate every STD and VD I can get my hands on and use them to gain immortality!
11. Die, because that was a bad idea, and immortality ain't so fun when you can outlive the planet.
Hmm... maybe I should get new goals, perhaps update some old ones... I feel like I've left something ou- OOH!!
12. SAVE THE DOLPHINS!
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