my special penpal

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

You've got some pretty low standards there. "I'll be with a prisoner, as long as he's tall." Non-convicts are better, even if they're short.

Are you offering yourself as an alternative choice wise? ;)

I don't know. I've seen plenty of people who aren't in prison, who are at least as bad as those who are.

They'll be in there, or have been in there, at some point in their lives though i'll bet.