01-20-2010, 07:35 AM
I have a couple of them. Well one is a joke actually.
"I did not have sex with that women..... Well I did but I didn't inhale."
"What can't you solve with a 9mm or a Luger 90 in one hand, and a knife in the other?"
"Is there anything sweet than a child's laughter? Yeah a semi-automatic rifle being shot into the air to morn the dead."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Some are laxatives. Some are poison."
"Happiness. Nothing makes you smile more than shooting at a gun range."
"To fight for freedom is to fight for your life. Or do what I do, Fight to inslave all!"
Should I go on?
"I did not have sex with that women..... Well I did but I didn't inhale."
"What can't you solve with a 9mm or a Luger 90 in one hand, and a knife in the other?"
"Is there anything sweet than a child's laughter? Yeah a semi-automatic rifle being shot into the air to morn the dead."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Some are laxatives. Some are poison."
"Happiness. Nothing makes you smile more than shooting at a gun range."
"To fight for freedom is to fight for your life. Or do what I do, Fight to inslave all!"
Should I go on?