01-07-2010, 10:26 AM
(All quotes I incorporate into my behavior is bolded)
I have a few... AHEM!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - This quote was proven untrue during the film "Jingle All the Way", where a gun is nowhere to be found in this man's hand.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney - I know what he means, I love some of my works of art as well--this is still creepy.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire - My favorite philosopher...EVER
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Mark Twain
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I have a few... AHEM!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - This quote was proven untrue during the film "Jingle All the Way", where a gun is nowhere to be found in this man's hand.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney - I know what he means, I love some of my works of art as well--this is still creepy.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire - My favorite philosopher...EVER
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Mark Twain
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks