I GOT THE FUCKING FLU AGAIN!!!!!

[Lost]

You got the flu again because you have a weak and scrawny body. It's just natural selection.

Well, that's great for me as I must be someone Evolution wants to keep. But of course, I'm full of the energy of evolution. Spiral. Also, I don't frequently get sick.

Anyway, that does suck. Sorry about it though.

Natural selection has bad judgment, then. If it will allow a nimrod who tried to inflate his dick with a bicycle pump to reproduce, then why select me to walk near the chopping block.

I, too, rarely get sick, so this happening is a bit of an anomaly. I'm assuming it's because I'm touching strange keyboards and surfaces at school covered in god knows what.