08-21-2004, 08:34 AM
Quite alright.
I just always thought that it was kind of funny the way some people have SUCH ego problems that they have to write themselves having sex with some hot character like Renamon or Gatomon or Sora or something. That's not so bad I guess, it's kind of a self-booster. But to put it online so everyone can watch you play your own little game of imagination is just egocentric, if not outright pompous. I read one once that really got me, it was this guy, and he was an expert martial artist, and all muscular, and was a badass with a sword, and Renamon was practically begging him for a fuck. Reading lemons like that feels like the general equivilant of watching some dude spank off as they moan their own name. If your lemons are anything like that, i'll be sure to avoid them so I won't feel the urge to say anything nasty to you. You seem like a decent guy.
I'm writing a parody of lemons like that. It's called "The Greatest Sex Renamon Ever Had" and stars the author, an eccentric, horrible writer who writes himself as the equivilent of Vegita meets Ninja Gaiden meets Spike from Cowboy Bebop.
Can't hardly wait.
I just always thought that it was kind of funny the way some people have SUCH ego problems that they have to write themselves having sex with some hot character like Renamon or Gatomon or Sora or something. That's not so bad I guess, it's kind of a self-booster. But to put it online so everyone can watch you play your own little game of imagination is just egocentric, if not outright pompous. I read one once that really got me, it was this guy, and he was an expert martial artist, and all muscular, and was a badass with a sword, and Renamon was practically begging him for a fuck. Reading lemons like that feels like the general equivilant of watching some dude spank off as they moan their own name. If your lemons are anything like that, i'll be sure to avoid them so I won't feel the urge to say anything nasty to you. You seem like a decent guy.
I'm writing a parody of lemons like that. It's called "The Greatest Sex Renamon Ever Had" and stars the author, an eccentric, horrible writer who writes himself as the equivilent of Vegita meets Ninja Gaiden meets Spike from Cowboy Bebop.
Can't hardly wait.