06-21-2009, 11:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2009, 11:55 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Conversation between me and a classmate's little sister:
CLS: Hey kuya Raymond! Who's your favorite Twilight character?
Me: *points at her sharply with a "fwip"* Twilight is a whorish series that ruined the entire vampire image and genre for generations to come, prostituting them as sexy good-for-nothing WHORES of the media. -I love Alice. And the werewolves!! *pause* Wait, what did you call me?
CLS: Uh... *frowns* Kuya Raymond?
Me: *sniff* No one ever calls me kuya! Not even my little sister!!
CLS: You're funny!
Me: Marry me. Its not a question.
CLS: I'm 11!
Classmate: HEY!! Get off your knees and SING!! *drags me back to the living room for karaoke*
Me: Noooo- not karaoke! I HATE karaokeee...
[NOTE: Kuya = "Big Brother". Filipino honorific said to older boys, mostly older brothers.]
CLS: Hey kuya Raymond! Who's your favorite Twilight character?
Me: *points at her sharply with a "fwip"* Twilight is a whorish series that ruined the entire vampire image and genre for generations to come, prostituting them as sexy good-for-nothing WHORES of the media. -I love Alice. And the werewolves!! *pause* Wait, what did you call me?
CLS: Uh... *frowns* Kuya Raymond?
Me: *sniff* No one ever calls me kuya! Not even my little sister!!
CLS: You're funny!
Me: Marry me. Its not a question.
CLS: I'm 11!
Classmate: HEY!! Get off your knees and SING!! *drags me back to the living room for karaoke*
Me: Noooo- not karaoke! I HATE karaokeee...
[NOTE: Kuya = "Big Brother". Filipino honorific said to older boys, mostly older brothers.]
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