08-13-2004, 02:03 PM
Hmm...unfortunetly, I have a lot to choose from. But the one that tops 'em all?
Well, about five years ago, when I first moved into this 11th floor apartment I live in now, me and my roomates occasionally had fun chucking stuff off the balcony, just for the hell of it: Rotten bananas, paper airplanes, water ballons...mind you, we never targeted actual people.
Then one day, we dug out this old, freezer-burned steak and chucked it. As luck would have it, a car stopped just in the right/wrong spot while the steak was in mid-air, and ended up denting the poor guy's roof real good. Mind you, we ducked down real fast, so I'm left with guilt rather than a repair bill or criminal charges.
Well, about five years ago, when I first moved into this 11th floor apartment I live in now, me and my roomates occasionally had fun chucking stuff off the balcony, just for the hell of it: Rotten bananas, paper airplanes, water ballons...mind you, we never targeted actual people.
Then one day, we dug out this old, freezer-burned steak and chucked it. As luck would have it, a car stopped just in the right/wrong spot while the steak was in mid-air, and ended up denting the poor guy's roof real good. Mind you, we ducked down real fast, so I'm left with guilt rather than a repair bill or criminal charges.