What's in a name?

[Wisemon]

On my 1000th, I'll reveal the origin of my name (if you already know, please keep quiet). Alternately, you can read to the end of my better lemons. I'd like to say that it comes from being the greatest wiseass in my town (certainly the only freshman to ever tell the principal that he was full of shit), but that's just a coincidence. I'd like to say that it comes from being able to dish out wisdom like a short-order cook flipping out fried eggs, but that's just a coincidence.