06-01-2009, 10:59 PM
Ahhhh, very enlightening. And you also knew that 2+2= fish ONLY if the eggs are soft-boiled. This guy is gooood~! X3
-...That's not even a question.
How many scales does the average fish have?
-Too many.
Is the president of McDonalds immortal?
-McDonald's has a President? I thought they had a CEO...
Can there really only be one highlander?
-If you count the citizens of good ol' Scotland, there can be that many highlanders... ^^;
xD
What's my fav. song?
-Stricken by Disturbed? ^^;
My fav game?
-If it's not Killzone, or Killzone 2, I'm gonna smack ya. DX (Just kidding. XD )
Why is the cats ALWAYS come at my window the night?
-How should I know? Maybe it's because you leave the window open, and some meat on the counter? A cat could probably smell it from a mile away. XD
Why is the grass green?
-Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother... I HURT people. >.>
Did the light are blue, or red?
-No. You cannot has cheezburger.
If we step up to Red Alert, what do we have to do to the bulb?
-Someone set up us the bomb.
Are those eyes staring at your back!? *runs*
-I can sense all who are near me, but that doesn't mean I have eyes in the back of my head.... O_O;
Could you lift up that cloth between yoor legs for me?
-...Houston, we have a problem.
I take one ton of c4 and one ton of marijuana which will cause more damage to the atmosphere?
-Depends on how well you prepared the C4, and how vigorously you smoke the marijuana, I suppose.
Have you open'd up one big ass can 'o' beans with this thread?
-...I don't eat beans. For obvious digestive reasons... >.<
HOW MUCH DEATH KAN ONE KUTE KILLER KITTY KAUSE!?
-...Too much.
If carrots can better your eyesight, can they answer a phone?
-They don't even improve your eyesight. That theory's been proven wrong.
If Shields are known to "shield" (adj) can Swords be knownst to "sword" (adj) ?
-Sword has no adjective form. XD
-...That's not even a question.
How many scales does the average fish have?
-Too many.
Is the president of McDonalds immortal?
-McDonald's has a President? I thought they had a CEO...
Can there really only be one highlander?
-If you count the citizens of good ol' Scotland, there can be that many highlanders... ^^;
xD
What's my fav. song?
-Stricken by Disturbed? ^^;
My fav game?
-If it's not Killzone, or Killzone 2, I'm gonna smack ya. DX (Just kidding. XD )
Why is the cats ALWAYS come at my window the night?
-How should I know? Maybe it's because you leave the window open, and some meat on the counter? A cat could probably smell it from a mile away. XD
Why is the grass green?
-Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother... I HURT people. >.>
Did the light are blue, or red?
-No. You cannot has cheezburger.
If we step up to Red Alert, what do we have to do to the bulb?
-Someone set up us the bomb.
Are those eyes staring at your back!? *runs*
-I can sense all who are near me, but that doesn't mean I have eyes in the back of my head.... O_O;
Could you lift up that cloth between yoor legs for me?
-...Houston, we have a problem.
I take one ton of c4 and one ton of marijuana which will cause more damage to the atmosphere?
-Depends on how well you prepared the C4, and how vigorously you smoke the marijuana, I suppose.
Have you open'd up one big ass can 'o' beans with this thread?
-...I don't eat beans. For obvious digestive reasons... >.<
HOW MUCH DEATH KAN ONE KUTE KILLER KITTY KAUSE!?
-...Too much.
If carrots can better your eyesight, can they answer a phone?
-They don't even improve your eyesight. That theory's been proven wrong.
If Shields are known to "shield" (adj) can Swords be knownst to "sword" (adj) ?
-Sword has no adjective form. XD