05-29-2009, 06:10 AM
If I had a chainsaw and it was raining eggs outside and people were running around in the streets beating each other with STOP signs, what would 2+2 equal?
-It doesn't matter what sort of farfetched BS you try to pull. 2+2 ALWAYS equals 4.
I have 3 apples. Now I have two apples. Now I have a glass of orange juice. Where did my apples go?
-They fell off the table.
What is a word that rhymes with 'asterisk'? And 'ketchup'? And 'orange'? All at the same time?????
-Zygomorphic.
Why are you not a prophet? Hmm? I need some philosophical questions answered!! >.< For instance, is the meaning of life really 42??
-No, it's 34. As in RULE 34. :P XDDDDD
-It doesn't matter what sort of farfetched BS you try to pull. 2+2 ALWAYS equals 4.
I have 3 apples. Now I have two apples. Now I have a glass of orange juice. Where did my apples go?
-They fell off the table.
What is a word that rhymes with 'asterisk'? And 'ketchup'? And 'orange'? All at the same time?????
-Zygomorphic.
Why are you not a prophet? Hmm? I need some philosophical questions answered!! >.< For instance, is the meaning of life really 42??
-No, it's 34. As in RULE 34. :P XDDDDD