05-13-2009, 12:11 PM
Don't want to get caught doing illegal things? Don't do illegal things.
I've never understood drinking myself. I've had every opportunity to become a drunk like everybody else, but I haven't. I think it's because I have a thing called uh.. what's it called.. oh wait..
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"Oh hey, you know what would be fun? Spending hundreds of dollars on booze, getting completely drunk with a bunch of assholes, pissing ourselves, falling over, nearly dying and having nothing to show for the night but some time in the drunk tank, some empty bottles and a headache. Hell, we won't even REMEMBER what we did!"
BRILLIANT.
I've never understood drinking myself. I've had every opportunity to become a drunk like everybody else, but I haven't. I think it's because I have a thing called uh.. what's it called.. oh wait..
"Oh hey, you know what would be fun? Spending hundreds of dollars on booze, getting completely drunk with a bunch of assholes, pissing ourselves, falling over, nearly dying and having nothing to show for the night but some time in the drunk tank, some empty bottles and a headache. Hell, we won't even REMEMBER what we did!"
BRILLIANT.
In soviet goggles, Russia does nothing.