04-25-2009, 07:59 PM
"You stay away from that ficus. That's a jizz-free ficus."
-Stifler, American Pie 2
"If you're twisted and you know it, kill 'em all
If you're twisted and you know it, kill 'em all
If you're twisted and you know it and Satan says to show it,
If you're twisted and you know it, kill 'em all!"
-me, during work
-Stifler, American Pie 2
"If you're twisted and you know it, kill 'em all
If you're twisted and you know it, kill 'em all
If you're twisted and you know it and Satan says to show it,
If you're twisted and you know it, kill 'em all!"
-me, during work
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.